Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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