I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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