i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Randomize
