oh god the rape fog is back!
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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