my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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