Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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