Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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