Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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