shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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