Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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