I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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