I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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