Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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