I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
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I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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