is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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