DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Randomize
