I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
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