i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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