he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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