I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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