I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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