I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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