why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
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Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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