make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
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