So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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