so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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