I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
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Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
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It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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