hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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