what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
