Non-Jews are for practice
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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