If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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