oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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