conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
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FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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