i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
This house was built for laser tag.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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