I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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