My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
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The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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