So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
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