please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
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could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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