Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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