I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
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So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
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It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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