Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
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did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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