Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
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If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
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that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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