Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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