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Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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