You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
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i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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