fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
