i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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