we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
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she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
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So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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