If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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