i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
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Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
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I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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