I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
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I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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