I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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