You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Randomize
