she woke up with a sticky ear
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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