What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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