Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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