one might say we're banned from that church
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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