So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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