Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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