By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
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He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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