Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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