it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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