he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
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I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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